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James Potter Admin
Posts : 134 Galleons : 318 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2011-11-16
| Subject: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:27 am | |
| Think up some of the worse pick up lines that you've heard or read and share with the avatar above you...
Since I'm currently staring at my header...
Are you tired? ... Because you've been walking through my mind all day. | |
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Narcissa Black
Posts : 83 Galleons : 87 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-23
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:21 am | |
| The sorting hat says you should be in my house...wait ...whats that...it also says you should be in my bed | |
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James Potter Admin
Posts : 134 Galleons : 318 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2011-11-16
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:49 pm | |
| Did you just use 'Petrificus Totalus'? Because of you, I'm stiff | |
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Narcissa Black
Posts : 83 Galleons : 87 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-23
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:33 pm | |
| Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming. | |
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Sirius Black
Posts : 368 Galleons : 1514 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-25
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:21 pm | |
| Mind if I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets? | |
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Michelle Woodhouse
Posts : 17 Galleons : 86 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-11-27
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:31 pm | |
| I thought happines started with H, why does mine start with U? | |
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Sirius Black
Posts : 368 Galleons : 1514 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-25
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:28 am | |
| I'm sorry but did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Surely you are an angel. | |
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Katherine Marie Miller
Posts : 819 Galleons : 1427 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-11-30
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:35 am | |
| Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! | |
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Sirius Black
Posts : 368 Galleons : 1514 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-25
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:00 am | |
| Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. | |
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Katherine Marie Miller
Posts : 819 Galleons : 1427 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-11-30
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:03 pm | |
| Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. | |
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Sirius Black
Posts : 368 Galleons : 1514 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-25
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:01 pm | |
| Was your father a thief? I swear he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. | |
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Katherine Marie Miller
Posts : 819 Galleons : 1427 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-11-30
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:21 pm | |
| If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. | |
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Joclynn Lyra Aurora
Posts : 814 Galleons : 1460 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-12-15 Location : Where fairy tales meet reality
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:42 am | |
| Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
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Sirius Black
Posts : 368 Galleons : 1514 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-25
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:56 am | |
| Some people call me Sirius, but you can call me tonight. | |
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Joclynn Lyra Aurora
Posts : 814 Galleons : 1460 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-12-15 Location : Where fairy tales meet reality
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:16 pm | |
| Can I have your number I seem to have lost mine | |
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Sirius Black
Posts : 368 Galleons : 1514 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-25
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:38 pm | |
| Hey, my doctor called. He said you really should really give me my heart back. | |
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Joclynn Lyra Aurora
Posts : 814 Galleons : 1460 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-12-15 Location : Where fairy tales meet reality
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:33 am | |
| I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away | |
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Katherine Marie Miller
Posts : 819 Galleons : 1427 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2011-11-30
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:43 pm | |
| Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine? | |
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Sirius Black
Posts : 368 Galleons : 1514 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-25
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:59 pm | |
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Joclynn Lyra Aurora
Posts : 814 Galleons : 1460 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-12-15 Location : Where fairy tales meet reality
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:13 am | |
| Do I know you? No? Well lets go to my house and change that | |
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Sirius Black
Posts : 368 Galleons : 1514 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-25
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:14 am | |
| I'm new around here. Could you give me directions to your apartment? | |
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Joclynn Lyra Aurora
Posts : 814 Galleons : 1460 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-12-15 Location : Where fairy tales meet reality
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:50 am | |
| If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? | |
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Sirius Black
Posts : 368 Galleons : 1514 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-25
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:22 pm | |
| You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work! | |
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Joclynn Lyra Aurora
Posts : 814 Galleons : 1460 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-12-15 Location : Where fairy tales meet reality
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:25 am | |
| Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. | |
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Sirius Black
Posts : 368 Galleons : 1514 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-11-25
| Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:33 am | |
| (already used that one....copier ) Somebody call the police, it's got to be illegal to look that good! | |
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